| There once was a boy 
            who went down to the creek.....  |   
      
        
        
            
             And when he got back...he was in 
            for a real treat!  |   
      
        
        
          | Now the morel of this 
            story is: Don't go down to the creek, especially if your father's at 
            home.  |   
      
      
        
        
          
            
              
              
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                | You find beauty in ordinary things, do 
                  not lose this ability 
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          | Sticks and Stones can 
            break your bones But paper cuts hurt like heck! 
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          | It's better to have 
            lost...then to never have known  |   
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          | Lollies are 
            great! Lollies are good! Without these Lollies 
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          | Why are wrong numbers 
            never busy?  |   
      
        
        
          | If swimming is good for 
            your shape...why do whales look like they do? 
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          | If Barbie is so 
            popular...why do you have to buy her friends? 
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          | Why is Lemon Juice made 
            with artificial lemon flavoring and Dishwashing Liquid made with 
            real lemons?  |   
      
        
        
          | If your not suppose to 
            drink and drive...why do bars have parking lots? 
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          | That's an old saying 
            I just made up!  |   
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